Tuesday, May 7, 2013

'Whiff' Insect Repellent for Men

'Whiff' Insect Repellent for Men
(A picnic. A man and a woman are about to kiss when the woman pulls away.)

Man: What is it?

Woman: It's your insect repellent. Did you have to use so much?

Voice: Are mosquitoes interfering with your love life? This summer, try new Whiff, the insect repellent that smells like sexy perfume.

(The next week at the picnic ground. The woman leans in close to sniff the man's neck.)

Man: What are you doing?

Woman: (inhaling deeply) Oh, You smell divine.

Man: (Pleased) Then I guess that means I can get a kiss. (She goes limp in his arms.) Honey? Honey! (He shakes her.) What's the matter, sweetie?

Voice: New Whiff insect repellent for men. It'll make a lady killer out of you.
  
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