Thursday, May 9, 2013

It's Unibrow!

It's Unibrow!
When you need a helping hand and you need it now
It's Unibrow!
When you need to catch a crook and you don't know how
It's Unibrow!


Today our Stone Age superhero battles to protect modern civilization when he catches a vandal who is about to deface a portrait of Frida Kahlo.

(A museum.)

Vandal: Let's see now. How should we do this? No point putting a mustache on it.

Unibrow: Stop in the name of art!

Vandal: Unibrow! (Just as he says the name out loud, he is clobbered over the head by Unibrow's club.)
  
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