Monday, May 6, 2013

The Plucker

The Plucker
Is your four-blade razor leaving stubble on your neck? Think a razor with more blades is the remedy? Maybe you need to try something else, the new and revolutionary Plucker. The Plucker removes facial hair right down to the follicles. One shave - or rather 'pluck' - with the Plucker can last as long as six months. A few minutes of intense pain will give you a face as smooth as a baby's bum. And the women will love you for it

The Plucker ... because razors just cut it. (Not recommended for downhill skiers.)
  
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