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A man sits on his sofa and is disturbed by the sound of scurrying coming from inside his wall. He hits the wall and hears a squeak. He yells at the mouse to vacate the premises and starts kicking the walls. This increases the activity inside the wall, culminating in his busting a hole open with a sledgehammer. Man: (Peering into the hole) I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD! Are your walls being ruined by rodents? The Shot is a specially designed wall syringe that delivers a spray of deadly microorganisms into those hard to get to places favoured by mice. Cheese scented, it goes to work rapidly devouring the pest when inhaled, leaving behind no smelly carcasses. Just one thing ... (The man drops the product on the floor and it breaks open. He steps on it and it erases him from toe to head as he screams in agony.) ... don't drop it on the floor. |
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013
'The Shot' Wall Syringe
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