Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Case of the Disappearing Turtleneck

Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Case of the Disappearing Turtleneck
(A museum. Circa 1972.)

Patron #1: Look! The crown jewels have disappeared! Call the police!

Patron #2: I can't! The phone has disappeared!

Patron #1: Then run down the block and talk to them in person!

Patron #3: (Entering) Don't bother.

Patron #1: Why not?

Patron #3: Because the police station has disappeared.

Patron #1: Good heavens! There's only one man who can solve this case. Good thing we invited him to the opening. Turtleneck! Turtleneck? Where'd he go? He was just standing right here!
  
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