Friday, May 17, 2013

To Save Man

To Save Man
(A restaurant. After a sumptuous meal, a Cannabid asks the waiter the summon the chef.)

Chef: Did you enjoy the meal?

Cannabid: I certainly did. I had no idea cows were so delicious. And the way you flavour your meat with spices is truly ingenious.

Chef: And one cow can provide the same meat as five adult humans.

Cannabid: Yes, we must have all your cows.

Chef: All of them?

Cannabid: I only hope it's enough. And we will require all of your other food as well - especially your Jello chocolate puddings.

Chef: All of it? But what will we eat?

Cannabid: Don't worry about that. You always have each other.
  
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