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(A man gets up to answer a knock on his door.) Yes? What is it? Just thought you might like some air freshener after that plumbing problem we had. (He hands over the spray can.) Hmmm. Lilacs and honey. (He sprays some and a bee is immediately attracted through the open window) AAAAAAAAAAGH! A BEE! KILL IT! KILL IT! Relax, man. We'll just let it out through the open door. (The bee passes through the open door and is gone.) You gonna be all right? (catching his breath) I think so. Where did it go? Don't worry about it. It's not your problem anymore. Listen, maybe you should keep your window closed if you want to use this stuff. Good idea. Geez, I think I need to use the bathroom. (He exits.) (calling after him) I think you'll find it a lot sweeter smelling in there. (Echoing screams of terror from behind the closed bathroom door.) |
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Sunday, May 5, 2013
Insectophobia
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