Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Journeys of Jesus

The Journeys of Jesus
Last week on the Journeys of Jesus we talked about Jesus's expedition to the east where he received instructions from Tibetan monks. Now what about that mysterious boat ride he took with his disciples? What sea did he cross? They say it was either the Red Sea or the Mediterranean, but these bodies of water seem too small for a holy man that travelled all the way to Asia on foot. My guess is it was the Atlantic Ocean. Jesus had to calm a storm during this trip and the Atlantic Ocean is known to be very stormy. Now on the shores where he landed there was a herd of pigs, which were not known to the indigenous people. The only explanation for that can be Vikings. And so it was that Jesus discovered Greenland after the Vikings found it. Jesus only visited the land to cure a man of evil spirits by driving them into the herd of swine, which may be why pork is an acceptable food for most non-vegetarian Christians today.   
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