It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space)

When your cat is caught at the end of a shaky bough It's Unibrow! When your oxen won't stay fastened to your plow It's Unibrow! Today our prehistoric protagonist must save a band of space rockers from the heckling of a renegade satellite. First he must launch himself into orbit. Lucky for him he lives near an active volcano. All he has to do is plug the hole and the rising pressure is more than enough to send him hurtling to the rescue. (Space. The space rockers stand helplessly on their rocket stage as a satellite buzzes around them and harasses them.) Satellite: You are unfit to be called musicians! The only good thing you humans came up with is The Blue Danube Waltz! And now I shall destroy you with one well placed snip! (The satellite extends an arm with a scissor like hand to the singer's hair. The singer recoils and the guitarist pushes the satellite away with an aggressive lead.) Agh! Such horrible noise! Wait until I plug my microphone with cotton balls... Bassist: We can't hold out much longer. Only one man can save us now. (Looking up) Unibrow! (Enter Unibrow on his flying rock. The rock hits the brakes and he clobbers the satellite with his club.) Satellite: That caveman broke my antenna! I'm blind! Oh dear God in Heaven! (Exit the satellite sobbing. Unibrow stands happily with the space rockers. He shakes each of their hands and then starts heavily beating the drums with his club.) Drummer: Easy, man.
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