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Spokesperson: Smoking has been banned in most workplaces, but smokers still depend on cigarettes to stay productive. The Fishbowl smoker's helmet offers the most sensible solution to this problem. The fishbowl fits neatly over most smoker's heads and comes with a miniature vacuum to keep the smoke out of their eyes. (He turns on the vacuum and his voice is drowned out by the motor.) (An office lounge. Two smokers with fishbowls on their heads exchange notes to each other because they can't hear anything over the noise of their vacuums. Enter the supervisor.) Supervisor: Which one of you is Evans? (One of them raises his hand.) You've been promoted. Congratulations. Shall we celebrate with cigars? (He dons a Fishbowl and then passes out and lights cigars, but Evans' vacuum malfunctions and thick cigar smoke starts to obscure his face. The others can't hear him as he cries for help, so he smashes his helmet open against the corner of a desk, filling the office with smoke as he gasps for air. This gets the supervisor's attention.) Evans, it's against company rules to smoke in the lounge. You're fired! |
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| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Saturday, May 11, 2013
'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet
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