The war against the Gypsies has claimed its first casualties. A bomber pilot was about to drop his payload on a Gypsy camp when he suffered a fatal stroke. His death throes shook the plane and caused the men in the back to fall through the bombing hatch to their deaths. No Gypsies were harmed. Strange. It's as if this mission were somehow cursed.
And the government has instituted a policy of racial profiling to boost security here in the homeland. Police and border guards have been asked to take extra precautions against anyone who plays flamenco guitar with a good sense of rhythm, anyone who dresses in baggy clothes with loud patterns, and anyone with dark, curly hair and a prominent nose. More at eleven-thirty.
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