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(A romantic dinner for two.) Man: What's the matter, dear? Woman: You're sprouting. Man: (Touching his chin) Again? But I just plucked it last week! (Enter waiter) Waiter: Why don't you try this? Man: The Lazar Razor? Waiter: Along with your facial hair, it'll burn off the whole first two layers of your skin. Go ahead and try it. The restrooms are just over there. Man: Why, thank you. I think I shall. (Exit man.) Voice: Is your plucker not getting the job done? Does it make your eyes water and turn your face into a bloody mess? The Lazar Razor strips your skin off so fast, your nerve cells don't have time to transmit the pain signals to your brain. Plus it eliminates the need for messy creams and bandages. (A few minutes later he returns to his table with a pink face.) Man: (Smiling) Better? Woman: I'm sorry. Do I know you? Voice: The Lazar Razor. Sheer cleanliness. |
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Monday, May 6, 2013
The Lazar Razor
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