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Hi there! I'm Pete. When I started up my taxidermy business fifty years ago, people had a more liberal attitude about animal heads. But times have changed and we have been forced to expand our operations to include a pet shop. Our pets are guaranteed to make no noise, make no mess, be easy to feed, and generally stay out of trouble. Even landlords with a 'no pets allowed' policy make an exception for our pets. Is your dog past the age of sixty dog years? Does he drag on the leash? Is he afraid to go in the water? Does he refuse to throw back the ball? Bring him to us and we'll fix him so that you can keep him forever. Or choose from our selection of ready-to-love pets from our large pool of donors and safari hunters. Don't be caught alone. Get a pet that can go the distance from Pete's Preserve-a-Pet on Peter Street. Good stuff! |
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Sunday, June 2, 2013
Pete's Preserve-a-Pet
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