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When the show's a bomb but they want to take a bow It's Unibrow! When they put too much Tabasco in your chow It's Unibrow! On today's exciting installment of It's Unibrow! our Cro-Magnon companion must stop a lecturer from passing on the wrong information... Lecturer: And this amazing parallel species of intelligent primate, Neanderthal Man, would still be around today were it not for their very large noses which let in too many microorganisms and made them vulnerable to fatal diseases - Unibrow: Stop! That's not true! Lecturer: What's this? A protest from a caveman? What do you know? Unibrow: Hey, I was there, man. (Aside to the class) Don't listen to him. The Neanderthals weren't intelligent. All they ever did was copy our inventions. And they couldn't even get them right. Imagine using a rope for the handle of a stone ax! As for what killed them all, we did. We couldn't trust them after they broke the treaty and stole our fire. (The room goes silent with shock.) Well they were taking up all the caves! And they hated music! And... |
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Friday, June 28, 2013
It's Unibrow! (Again)
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