Monday, June 10, 2013

The Odds and Ends Hemporium

The Odds and Ends Hemporium
The Odds and Ends Hemporium is having a blowout sale. This weekend only: fifty percent off everything. Take this fine cuckoo bird silencer. Fits snugly around any cuckoo. Do you need an air mattress inflater? Here's one that can inflate eight at once. And we know there's a good chance that you've lost your spring loaded tweezer tool by now, even though it had a large bright feather attached to it. From vases to fine tissue papers to incense to shaving kits, there's sure to be something in our wide selection for you. So don't forget this commercial. Come down to The Odds and Ends Hemporium on Ash Street and we'll help you get you up again. Look for the store with the white cloud hanging over it.   
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