Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Dunderheadphones

Dunderheadphones
Headset wearers, are your attempts to impress women with your superior taste in music constantly frustrated by headphones that aren't leaky enough? Do you have to turn your volume up to an ear-blasting level before you can make the slightest impression? We know that by imposing your headset music on all around you you're just trying to help them to be more perfect like you, but there's always someone rudely telling you to turn it down. Maybe you need Dunderheadphones, the innovative new headphones solution from Germany. Dunderheadphones are equipped with twin miniature forty watt amplifiers, externally positioned and cleverly concealed by foam. And don't worry about being singled out as a nuisance because you'll be so loud that you'll sound like you're coming from everywhere. So go ahead, pound some class into them with Dunderheadphones and the beat of your favourite song. (Ideal for use in public libraries or wherever David Skerkowski is trying to concentrate.)   
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