(Opening Scene: A clip from a TV show. A dog holds a villain at gunpoint. Cut.)
Some animals make more money than humans. Maybe all your pet needs is the right education. Here at the Institute for Quadrupedal Studies, we have learned not to underestimate animal IQ's. Take Claudius here. Not only did this remarkable crow know how to unlock a trap by making a tool out of a branch, he caught his trainer in a bear trap of his own design. And Rocky is our favorite raccoon. All he needed to master the piano was smaller keys. As for dogs, both Lassie #2 and London #5 are IQS grads. Help your loved one reach his or her full potential. Let them have the dignity of earning their own food. Bring them to the Institute for Quadrupedal Studies today. The Institute for Quadrupedal Studies. Visit our new wing: The Center for Avian Studies.
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