The Dogfighters

Tonight on The Dogfighters, fighter ace, Eddy Boeing, must face off with his arch rival in the battle for the skies over the Pacific. (Radio transmissions.) Boeing: Is that your yapping I hear, Mitsubishi? Mitsubishi: So! Boeing! We meet again! And whose flaming wreck is that in the water down there? Was that your wing man? Boeing: One of our boys is down? Where? Mitsubishi: (Attacking from above) Ha! Made you look! (Rat-tat-tat-tat...) Boeing: That was a dirty trick. Mitsubishi: And you fell for it! You are as stupid as a fisherman who believes it is possible to catch fish with a paddle instead of with a fishing rod and a line and a hook and bait! Boeing: (Attacking from above) Oh yeah? Well he who splashes last splashes best! (Rat-tat-tat-tat...) Mitsubishi: You missed! You are like a fisherman who can't catch a fish even when it is inside a aquarium! Boeing: Hey, Mitsubishi, look over there! It's Tokyo Rose in a bikini! Mitsubishi: Do you think I am as gullible as you? Boeing: I'm telling you, she's down there right now! Looks like she's fishing. Mitsubishi: Fishing? Where? Boeing: (Attacking from above) Now who's gullible? (Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat... Silence.) I don't hear anything. Did I get you? Mitsubishi: Are you joking? Your shooting is like the harpooning of a fisherman who thinks that pine cones are fish! Say, Boeing? Boeing: Yes, Mitsubishi? Mitsubishi: What time is it? Boeing: Well let me just check my wristwatch here and - Dog gone it! (Mitsubishi swoops down from above, machine guns blazing.)
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