Nurse Sheridan

(A hospital room. A patient lies in pain. Enter a Nurse Sheridan with a shot.) Sheridan: Are you Fred Carpenter? Patient: Yes. Is that my shot? Sheridan: How did you get hurt? Patient: Motorcycle accident. Can I have my shot? Sheridan: Really? How long did you wait for help? Patient: I don't know. A couple hours. Can I- Sheridan: You mean you lay on the road bleeding for hours! You poor thing! Patient: Can I get my shot now? Sheridan: Oh! The shot! Of course. (She administers the drug and he sighs with relief.) Patient: You know, if you really find me that impressive, we can... Nurse? Where did you go? Voice: Natalie Sheridan couldn't help falling for a man in pain. Perhaps it was her maternal instinct. Perhaps it was sadism... (Backstage at a circus. An animal trainer has his back to a tiger as he argues with Sheridan through the bars.) Trainer: You can't leave me now! I'm just getting back on my feet! Sheridan: I'm sorry, I've made up my mind. (With a roar the tiger suddenly pounces on the trainer and mauls him.) On the other hand, I don't want to be rash. Voice: As a nurse she was only too happy to comfort the boys in the intensive care ward. (Nurse Sheridan stands at a patient's bedside.) Sheridan: Tell me more about the accident. How many stitches did you say you needed again? Patient: Four hundred and thirty-nine. But my buddy needed over five hundred. Sheridan: Which bed is he in? Patient: (Pointing) The one on the end. Hey, where are you going? Voice: Susan Harrison is... (climbing onto a bed to straddle a patient in a head-to-toe body cast) ...Nurse Sheridan.
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