Meddlin' Mom

(A middle class home. A woman answers a knock on the door.) Visitor: Hi, Mrs Fidgewick. Is Stacy home? Mrs Fidgewick: Not at the moment. Are you the girl who beat her out for the lead in the play? Visitor: Your daughter is very talented, but the teacher thought I looked more tragic. I came to give her this peace offering. (She hands over a wrapped present.) Mrs Fidgewick: You didn't need to do that. Stacy's glad you won the part. Now she can spend more time with Duncan. Visitor: Duncan Bradley? Mrs Fidgewick: Yes, that's the boy. He thinks high school theater is square. (A few hours later, an excited Stacy returns home.) Stacy: Mom! I got the part! Stephanie dropped out! Mrs Fidgewick: I knew you could do it! (They hug.) Voice: She was the kind of mom who wanted her daughter to have everything... (A malt shop. Stacy's fortyish mom is disguised as a teen.) Teen Girl #1: Who are you voting for? Teen Girl #2: I'm voting for Allison. Teen Girl #3: So am I. Who are you voting for? Mrs Fidgewick: I'm voting for Stacy. Teen Girl #1: Stacy? But she wants to bring back corporal punishment in schools! Mrs Fidgewick: I know, but Allison tortures helpless animals. Teen Girl #1: (After shuddering) No way! Mrs Fidgewick: Wa-ay. They caught her in the park with a whole bag of cat's tails. Teens: Wow! Voice: The meddling never stops on Meddlin' Mom, tonight - only on this channel.
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