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May 29th, 1969 Following the recent security crisis caused by an eleven-year-old boy who was able with his walkie-talkie to order an air strike against his neighbour's birdhouse, it has been decided to change our military's secret code. We will no longer transmit messages in Navaho but in a mix of Cherokee and Mic-Mac. Here are eight important keywords of the new code. Memorize them and don't tell anyone what they mean. woodpecker - fighter plane seagull - bomber plane dandelion - bomb maple seed - helicopter crocodile - submarine burs - mines ant - enemy soldier elk - tank Changing our secret code lets us keep the enemy guessing and expands both our knowledge of native culture and our appreciation of the outdoors. Let's take care of our new code and it should last us all the way to the year, 2010. Sincerely, Warren Skully, Chief Cryptkeeper, Department of Cryptology |
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013
A Classified Ad from the Department of Cryptology
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